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skottyboy1 replied to your post “What’s the shittiest porn you can find?”

"I don’t like insulting anyone based on their skill level, because sucking at something is the first step to being sort of okay at something!" That is by far the best way I have ever seen somebody say "Practice makes perfect"

It’s a quote from Adventure time, I believe!

An important distinction that someone told me is that practice doesn’t actually make perfect, practice makes permanent.

If you practice bad habits a lot then you’re still gonna have bad habits, they’ll just get more ingrained.

So instead of - practice, repeat - the process should be - practice, identify flaws, fix, repeat.

It may seem like I’m splitting hairs, but it’s true!

What's the shittiest porn you can find?
Anonymous

Fluffy Pony porn.

If you’ve spent enough time on derpibooru then you know what I’m talking about.

That’s only because of the content though. I don’t like insulting anyone based on their skill level, because sucking at something is the first step to being sort of okay at something!

You're very lazy in denying your gay tendencies. You just 'male' it in.

[insert witty response here]

[insert meta joke about “inserting” a response]

Datte is good.

I know right.

I just wanna stick my cock in him and move it around a bunch.

Ya know… in a not gay way.

datte-before-dawn:

COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN

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I’m stuck in a rut. I need 130 dollars to acquire the guard card I’ve already spent 117 dollars in classes on, but I don’t have any more money to help myself with.

I’ve had the same shoes 2 years, for Christ’s sake.

So, in a desperate bid to secure my future, I’m opening commissions.

My prices are as low as I can bear to set them (I don’t like overcharging for things) while realistically being high enough to help me out in fundraising.

All proceeds will go STRAIGHT towards my guard card. I give you my solemn vow that I well not spend ANY of the money I may or may not receive in myself, and if there’s anything you can count on in me, it’s my promises.

I may not be the best drawer, or the best animator, but I promise that if you pick me to spend your sweet, sweet porn money on, I will work tirelessly for your satisfaction, until the day my rotten stinking corpses drops the drawing pen out of it’s cold, dead, sticky hand. I’m a sucker for customer satisfaction.

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So please. Consider me, the next time you’re hankering for something specific.

The prices are negotiable, and I’m very flexible.

I can even, if you have done extra money, make you a full-on flash porn game. Commissions don’t even have to be NSFW, either.

If you’re interested, drop me an ask in my mod blog

http://datte-is-casul.tumblr.com/

I’ll make you feel good.

I was meant to reblog this before, whoops.

Go commission this guy’s ass off.

It was Ug’s birthday last week, so this is slightly late ^^

It was Ug’s birthday last week, so this is slightly late ^^

artsenravenbrave:

"She loves these kinds of parties!!"
Jade Shine belongs to 
http://www.whatsa-smut.com/

Jade is always happy to help when Bukkake is involved :3

artsenravenbrave:

"She loves these kinds of parties!!"

Jade Shine belongs to 

http://www.whatsa-smut.com/

Jade is always happy to help when Bukkake is involved :3

sketchy-skylar-reborn:

Happy late Birthday, Whatsa-smut!!!

Waaaah, no way, that’s hella cool. Thank you so much sketchy-skylar-reborn. The colours (among everything else) are so pretty! <3

datte-before-dawn:

Happy Birthday, whatsa-smut senpai
*Adds a sh*tty art to the gift pile*
Don’t be too rough, I still need her

Hey, she knew what she signed up for.
Mwahahahahaahahaa
Thanks Datte &lt;3

datte-before-dawn:

Happy Birthday, whatsa-smut senpai

*Adds a sh*tty art to the gift pile*

Don’t be too rough, I still need her

Hey, she knew what she signed up for.

Mwahahahahaahahaa

Thanks Datte <3

notdelifresh:

Hey! I really enjoy you art and I only realised it was your birthday today so I hope this does it some justice… Happy birthday!

Dual-piston-birthday-pumping goodness! (so wet too)
Aaah, thank you so much notdelifresh!

notdelifresh:

Hey! I really enjoy you art and I only realised it was your birthday today so I hope this does it some justice… Happy birthday!

Dual-piston-birthday-pumping goodness! (so wet too)

Aaah, thank you so much notdelifresh!